Mast Jokes:

• Full form of COLLEGE : Come On Lets Love Each Girl Equally......Thats why boys go to College regularly....
• Who said english is easy??? Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
• If your world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Your heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
• What happend 2 ur mobile? I was trying 2 call u but i got this Message: welcome 2 the jungle network, the monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
• If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, Why are you eating there food...............
• I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friendI KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
• At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex. 5 million people r drinking coffee. 100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my jokes.
• Girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked too, but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
• This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
• Dear user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just SMS 'CHILD' or call customer care at 98048***** & be a tension-free DAD!